some-timey-wimey-stuff:

danfanfics:

deepsouth:

rabioheab:

has anyone on this website ever heard of benedict cumberbatch 

no what is that

is that a band

sounds like an illness

"I met my wife in English class. By just random chance, I was the only boy in the class. And I flirted with her. She was totally preppy. She would wear pennyloafers and a jacket - a blazer - to class every day, and I was the opposite. So I figured it was a little bit of the opposite attracts kind of business. I wrote her poems in class that, um, made fun of her. So, um. (rubs his eyes) I’m not crying, I’m not crying! Yes, I wrote her a poem. This is before we consummated our relationship. And by “consummated,” I mean gave each other hickeys. But I wrote her a poem about her beauty, in which I likened her nose to a great cathedral. I’ll tell you everything. We’ve been together for twenty-something years, so this should take a while. We went on a trip together. We went to Boston together for something called Head of the Charles, rowing? crew? boats? And we went there and there was some vodka. Somebody got somebody to go to the liquor store and buy the booze and vodka. This is inappropriate and I don’t know why I’m telling this story. Anyway, we got a little drunk, we were in high school, we went back to a hotel room, with a bunch of other people, I might add - we were very virginal at the time. And then we parted ways; I had to go to my dad’s, and she had to go do some other things, and so we met back at school on the bus. And I noticed that Vicki had hickeys all over her neck. And I was like, “Wow! Three days, and she already met somebody.” I didn’t say it to her face, but “Slut!” is what I thought. And then we got to talking, walking from the bus to our class and I asked her very eloquently if she would be interested in “a relationship,” because I didn’t know what else to say. So we’ve been stuck for some time now. But those hickeys, apparently, were from me. She had gone through the same thought process when she saw the ones on my neck. Neither of us had any recollection of that. We were both still - we both had preserved our delicate flowers of virginity on that weekend. But she also came back from that weekend bearing some bruises on her inner thighs. Which neither of us, again, can account for. Serious overshare just then. The message I’m trying to tell is that all good things begin with a blackout."

nebbii:

guitarriffsandcolouredpicks:

musicnever-dies:

courageisthekeytohappiness:

i’m in love with peter pan. 

Is he aware that there is a fandom just based off of him because if not someone needs to tell him

he is so amazing seriously

These are the kind of people they need to employ. He is adorable.

gingerduckling:

This will forever be my favourite post on tumblr.

gingerduckling:

This will forever be my favourite post on tumblr.

sammyandhisfallenangel:

#do you think this is a fucking game?

rebelfreakat221b:

andratien:

supernatural-addicted:

lapfulofmisha:

someblokecalledrichbrook:

so far Tumblr is obsessed with: 

  • A genocidal, time-travelling alien
  • A sociopathic detective 
  • An insane, mass-murdering god of mischief
  • A manipulative cannibal 
  • Two monster-hunting serial killers

welcome to tumblr  

Don’t forget the gay angel

This is so accurate I want to cry

don’t forget satan. we love us some satan.

Great, now we have to sacrifice some one to make it up to Satan.

Benedict Cumberbatch on Jimmy Fallon talking about Martin Freeman

piertotum-locomottor:

thranduilwhispers:

keptinkeptin:

den-of-cin-of-iron:

livinglifewithout:

insorto:

what is going on

Why are people rebloging this like its normal?

god bless the cactuses

its cacTI you uncultured swine

That’s racist!

How the hell did they create that baby? ‘Cause you know, if it hurts to touch a cactus, imagine HAVING ONE ON YOUR FREAKING VAGINA.

piertotum-locomottor:

thranduilwhispers:

keptinkeptin:

den-of-cin-of-iron:

livinglifewithout:

insorto:

what is going on

Why are people rebloging this like its normal?

god bless the cactuses

its cacTI you uncultured swine

That’s racist!

How the hell did they create that baby? ‘Cause you know, if it hurts to touch a cactus, imagine HAVING ONE ON YOUR FREAKING VAGINA.

i-am-of-asgard:

iscrewlogic:

ensign-chevvy:

“You can’t sing to that, it’s instrumental.”

Fucking watch me.

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DOO WEE fucking DOOOO motherfucker

“Tom Felton’s Hogwarts robe pockets had to be sewn shut to prevent him from taking food on set.”

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1000 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN

So I heard a comment that gay (and “even” bisexual) men simply cannot play badass roles.

tardis-mind-palace:

castielandhisbluebox:

comic-khan:

unofficialsherlockian:

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

Well

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I hate

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to disagree

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but I’m afraid

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I have to.

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Wait, why is RDJ in this list?

He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not

same with Misha, i’m guessing?

^no Misha is openly bi

if you’ll excuse me I have to make a few phone calls

thewicked-eternity